So after something snapped in my brain, which is the best way I can think of to put this, I started looking on craigslist while at the same time putting my profile up on a popular dating website. I was in no way looking for a relationship, a new boyfriend, or even anyone to stay over. I just wanted sex. Fun. Immediate gratification.
Little did I know how easy that would be to get. How did I not know this? Oh right, I was married. No fun there.
The dating website seemed dismal at first; I thought everyone was fake and just saying things they thought women wanted to hear. People had stupid profile names like "theguywhostays" or "flowers4u". Gag. Really, who buys that shit? Not me. So with that, I went to the place where everyone knows just what they want - craigslist.
It felt slutty and forbidden. Only skanks and sluts do this, right? Well I put aside all of those notions and decided that if I wanted something, I was gonna get it
One of the first people I met was Muscles. He was hot, 23, and Indian....totally hot. We made no bones about what we wanted and I invited him over. We pretended to meet in public, which just meant that we met outside on the corner of my building. Let's go!
He was exactly what I needed at the time - a good hard fuck. Yeah, I said it. I don't care. He wasn't the biggest guy I'd ever been with, if you know what I mean, but it felt goooood. We had fun. I saw him again and still might (ok I just texted him right now, if you must know).
The second guy I met was 32 years old and from the dating website. Let's call him Reluctant. He contacted me first and while I he wasn't really my exact type, I thought he was cute enough and pretty funny. We started texting quite often and our conversations ranged from cute to sexy to just plain annoying. He had a problem having sex just for sex; a typical relationship kinda guy. I've never dealt with anyone as frustrating as that guy. I've never met a guy who wouldn't jump at the chance to come over and play! It took a LOT of effort and when he finally came over, I have to say it wasn't really worth it! Not a lot of chemistry and I think he got weirded out by the fact that he met a woman online and she just invited him over
The funny thing was, when thinking with their dicks, guys aren't always all that smart about keeping things anonymous. Several of them emailed me with addresses containing their first and last names. Really? You KNOW I'm gonna google you!
Third guy - married, 32, only saw one pic which seemed ok. We emailed quite a bit and built up a ton of anticipation about what we were gonna do! Finally I invited him over and he wasn't nearly as cute as I thought he'd be and again, disappointing in the size department. Well, he was already here, so I let him in and we had TONS of chemistry. Fun stuff happened. Never saw him again.
That was my introduction to the world of online hookups. All it did was leave me wanting more, convinced I could meet even hotter guys who met my ever-increasing requirements.
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