The Beginning

Why in the world would I voluntarily call myself slutty?  Well because really there's no other name for what I've been doing lately.  Call it my post-break-up phase, but one guy I was talking to told me I was having a slutty renaissance and that feels like exactly what's going on.  I can't possibly keep this up forever, but it seems to be just what I need at this moment in time.

I'm not going to yammer on and on about my break-up except to say that I had one.  It sucked.  I'm realizing all the stuff I was missing like attention, compliments, and just people in general treating me like the hot-ass chick that I am!

Before I launch into my slutty descriptions, I first must say that this was unexpected even to me.  I sincerely thought I'd never ever want to be with anyone else and the thought of some gross guy that I hardly even knew coming into the sanctity of my home seemed horrifying!   I cannot pinpoint the exact moment when that thought process did a complete 180; I just know that it happened.

The next thing I knew I had a profile up on a dating website and a few days later I put an ad on craigslist.  Hot BBW Seeks Younger Men! Please spare me the warnings about the Craigslist Killer; I've been given that lecture more times than I can remember. 

I learned a few things from putting up that craigslist ad.  I immediately got about 40 responses in my IN box and found that men are not shy about sending pics of their junk.  I suddenly felt that an assistant was needed to filter through all of them, but I managed by myself.  I learned that men jump at the chance for free sex with a willing participant!  Well hell we all knew that already, right!?!?  I learned that they want it RIGHT NOW and will not stop emailing you until they get a response.  I also learned to be extremely specific about my requirements but more about that when we talk about my second ad.

I'm not entirely sure how this blog will be organized since I am writing after most of my slutty behavior has already occurred.  Let's just say this all started somewhere around the early part of June 2012.  I have slowed down considerably and will detail more of that later on.

Meanwhile, let the debauchery begin....