These next few were mostly fun, but brief. Haha. Everyone was from Craigslist except The DJ. I love how totally random some of these were...I was on my way home from an eyebrow waxing appointment when The DJ sent me a message on OK Cupid. I always perk up a little bit when I have incoming communication from hot guys. We'd been looking at each other's profiles a few times so someone had to make the move! He was 30 years old and just looking for something quick and immediate and naturally, so was I. I said sure, come on over in about an hour. He showed up and was really cute, kinda short, tattoos, just how I like em. The downside is that he was so nervous that it was over almost before it started! Ah well...
You're probably thinking Secretgrrrl, you like em ALL and we can't figure out your type! Well that may be partially correct. I like to think I'm sampling all of the varieties of men and opening my mind to all different types. I can't stand it when women restrict themselves to a "type" that they think they should like. Here's a newsflash for you: I don't think Brad Pitt is all that fucking great. Yes, he's conventionally attractive I guess, but I don't really prefer blondes and he's a little too man-pretty. He tries to cover it up with facial hair, but it doesn't work.
So yeah, I'm going out of my comfort zone and opening my mind to new things. I never thought I'd like any guy who was short or skinny, but those are some of my favorite men now!
The Construction Worker. My god he was hot. Conventionally hot. Ripped body, 28 years old, tan ALL over, completely hairless, big dick. Whoa. He came over and got the job done. What did I learn from that experience? Guys, please don't shave your entire body...it's a little weird. And girls, please learn to appreciate the way our bodies naturally are; if you want completely hairless, go fuck a mannequin. I don't wanna feel stubble on your chest; I'd rather feel your hair! Even down there...I like it mostly all natural. Well he was fun and another new experience, which is the whole point of this exercise!
Next we have Closeted. This 24 year old man was of mixed race and the pics he sent made him look like a little thug, which was part of the attraction. His emails to me were full of excitement and eagerness, so I made this happen sooner than I was planning to. The man who walked into my place was the same one in the pic, but completely different! This guy was tall, really really skinny but muscular, smelled like the cologne counter at Nordstrom, and was dressed very fashionably, complete with a designer belt. I knew something was up when the first thing he did was compliment my hair. He was really nervous and kept talking fast about nothing interesting, until we finally made it to the sofa. I felt like everything he did was practiced and choreographed, like something out of a cheesy romance novel. We finally made it to the bedroom where the cheesiness continued, until he was finished so quickly that it took me by surprise! He made some excuse about why he had to "go down to his car" and then never came back! For these reasons, I believe this man is gay. I feel like I violated some code by canoodling with this guy. I'm sorry, gays! He's yours now!
And then there was Cali. This guy was hot and exactly what I would traditionally call my "type". Hot, dark hair and eyes, covered in tattoos, a bit of an attitude, hat on backwards. Mmmmm, delicious! He was 28 and super naughty! We emailed and texted first and from the sound of it, we were gonna have a great time! He seemed uninhibited and even sent me a video of himself um, jerking off "for me". Thank you! Yes, I was excited to meet him. However, when he got here, again with the quick finish! Damn, some guys are all talk.
I'm going to end it here for now. My next chapter might be dedicated to just one guy. Stay tuned to find out why he deserves it!
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